January 2012
Anonymous asked: Can you help me pronounce it because I've heard it like three different ways. D:
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Anonymous asked: Do you know how to pronounce Ragnar Danneskjöld?
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This.
Everyone else: 2012 please be good to me.
Me: Fuck that shit, I'm gonna' work to make it good. Hope my ass.
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me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
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I AM TOO FUCKING NICE,
poisonwasthecure: TIME TO JUST KILL EVERYONE.
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A letter to the signs:
Aries: Stop talking so much, no one cares.
Taurus: Stop being so cautious about everything, it's a turn off.
Gemini: Stop acting like you know about everything, you don't.
Cancer: Stop letting people walk all over you, you're more than that.
Leo: Stop craving the attention you know you can't have, it's annoying.
Virgo: Stop being such a homebody, go out and have fun.
Libra: Stop being so indecisive, it's gone on far too long.
Scorpio: Stop being so mean to people that love you the most.
Sagittarius: Stop searching for lover and lover, let them come to you.
Capricorn: Stop working so hard for just one day and learn to forgive.
Aquarius: Stop being so cold towards people's feelings, please.
Pisces: Stop worrying yourself and crying over tiny little things, don't let them see you like that.
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December 2011
Anonymous asked: One time tumblr suggested I follow three porn blogs, and another time it said one of my tumblr crushes was a porn blog that I don't even follow... now it says that three of my tumblr crushes are yaoi blogs. Forever alone. jpg.
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When my friends think they can talk back to me
blurb-it-out:
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me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
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The people I follow go from classy educated to...
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I am sure you figured out the last one.
lynniemonster replied to your post: This past year… Your tags. Seriously.
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This past year...
My initial plan was to give up all emotion and to become absolutely ruthless in finishing up my last year of high school. I wanted to conquer the clubs I was in charge of and finish all of my course work with ease and knock out those college applications. I wanted to be an efficient machine that would just kick everyone’s ass. This was obviously not the case. Rather than get rid of my...
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Anonymous asked: okay true how bout this one:::: othodox jewish man in israel: i want men and women to be separate everyone else: no orthodox: *beats them up* how about now
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Anonymous asked: religious zealot: i dont like gays and i want all gays to be killed government: no zealot: omg im being oppressed!!
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Finally. Finished. Assassin's Creed. Revelations.
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