- Guy: Gay
- Guy standing: Totally gay
- Guy walking: That walk is so gay
- Guy texting: Texting your gay lover I bet
- Guy working out: Getting ripped for other gay men for sure
- Two guys eating: They're totally gay for each other
- Guy with his girlfriend: Its a ploy he's gay
- Guy married with children: He's living a lie he's gay
- Every guy I see: God you're gay and you dont even know it
- The one guy I have a crush on: But what if he's straight
Anonymous asked: what does "pinche gringo" mean?
it means “i love americans” in spanish
Is there a cure?
Am I turning into a snow queen?
WELCOME TO THE CLUB MY NIGGA
PLEASE ACCEPT THIS COMPLIMENTARY ASHY CINNAMON ROLL
GET USED TO THEM BECAUSE YOU’LL BE EATING THEM A LOT
Unfortunately there is no cure. But we can make a management plan.
so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy